直立狗, i love u too

* 向barney致敬

腸道：「i hate design house,,,if not as dog,,cant earn money」
友人：「 most 行業like that in HK」
腸道：「in fact,,many people in study stage also as dog,,,h.k is like that,,,from born,,,also as a dog wahlala」
友人：「wah........from birth to dead is a dog ga la wor......直立狗 」

直立狗就此誕生，為慶祝牠能精精日上，然後一落千丈，特別設計直立狗限量狗樣，狗樣可以不同，但狗性確實難馴，正所謂在家千日好，出外靠直立狗，狗來狗去，你狗我狗，大家happy，又過到骨，絕! 狗鍾意食骨，果然暗藏玄機。

特別回應冤怨道觀的貧道，提防小狗之狗性:

1.收工前五分鐘，d野好趕ar
2.笑得好大聲，令人情緒高漲，增加士氣
3.興高采烈地，去邊到食lunch le? or 點解你自己一個食lunch??
4.好忙好似，成日唔係位
5.認屎認屁，狗吠完，唔駛佢做ar ma
6.普遍都係大咀
7.食完lunch極快返office， 放工又死唔走，廢坐廢忙

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